Asking for Guests Strips [en]

Hello ! I have great news for you me. I'm going on vacations ! From the 13 to 31 of august, I'm doing absolutely nothing, and without internet (oh my god I will die!!!).
So as I'm sure I won't be able to draw like 8 strips in advance, I'm asking for your help ! If you have a little talent, or even if you don't (after all, that doesn't stop me), send me your guest strips and I'll publish them here. You'll get fame, notority, millions of fans, a tax cut and nude elves of the opposite sex trying to get into your bed.
Send me your creations by mail within the month at guest@geeksworld.org . Don't be too late as I'll have to translate it into the other language and won't be able to check new things after about the 13 !

Demande de Guests Strips [fr]

Salut ! J'ai une grand nouvelle pour vous moi. Je me barre en vacances ! Du 13 au 31 aout, je fais absolument rien, et sans internet (oh la la je vais mourrir!!).
Comme je suis sûr de ne pas être capable de dessiner 8 strips en avance, je vous demande votre aide ! Si vous avez un peu de talent, ou même si vous en avec pas (après tout, ça ne m'arrête pas, moi), envoyez vois vos propres créations pour Geeksworld, et je les publierai ici. Vous aurez l'honneur, la richesse, des millions de fans, paierez moins d'impôts et des elfes nu(e)s du sexe opposé essaieront de se glisser dans votre lit.
Envoyez moi vos créations dans le moi par mail à guest@geeksworld.org . Ne soyez pas trop en retard, car je traduirais les strips dans l'autre langue et ne serai pas en mesure de m'occuper des nouvelles arrivées après le 13 !

Bushisms 3

"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times."—Tokyo, Feb, 2002
"lrolr"

"Do you have blacks, too?"—To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Nov 2001
As they say in Mac Donald, I'm lovin' it.

"See, we love—we love freedom. That's what they didn't understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don't seek revenge, we seek justice out of love." Aug 2002
They, bad, us good. They Siths, us Jedi. They devils, us angels. They bad, us good.

"I think war is a dangerous place." May 2003
Astonishing. He thinks.

"My answer is bring them on."—On Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces, July 2003
Now you see this is the problem. We're in the real world. When people attack and people get attacked, they are bullet going thru people and people who dies. Most of these people didn't really want to die and have friends and family and life to fullfill with joys and, er not joy.
It's very fun to see in fiction a guy saying "bring them on" cause we know they'll be heros and explosions and bad guys who dies.
In the real world it's just blood dripping, people crying, innocent dying and there is no bad guys. Irakies are neither clones or robots.
This is why real war in not cool and never will be. This is why a real leader of the real world saying "bring them' on" is not cool, and looks like, at worst, a blood thirsty killer with a likeness for violence, and at better, a clueless leader talking to clueless people.

On the news [fr]

Vous savez qu'on ne peut pas changer "Happy birthday" en public sans payer des ayants droit n'est-ce pas ? Les propriétaires ont lancé une dure campagne à ce sujet....
Je rappelle que cela vaut pour toutes les chansons. Un petit rappel des accros du pognon villipendé sur la culture aux doux réveurs qui pensaient que "dites-le avec une chanson" ne sous entendait pas de facture à la clef....
http://www.ouest-france.fr/Bre...il.asp?idDOC=315631&idCLA=8619
[edit] Sifflez jamais trop fort : http://www.autrefutur.org/article.php3?id_article=103