Mike walks pretty fast on the street.
He goes past other people pretty quickly.
But sometimes... he approaches a person walking at exactly half a km/h less than him!
Overtaking is then an awkward moment because on the narrow sidewalk, their personal spaces intersect for long seconds!
And it's even more embarrassing if it's a beautiful girl.
Makes you a stalker and all.
Why are you following me?
I’m not!
So why are you in my home?
Aaaah, weird.
Mike marche plutôt vite dans la rue.
Il dépasse les gens qu’il croise assez rapidement.
Mais il arrive parfois... qu’il approche d’une personne qui marche à exactement un demi km/h de moins que lui !
Le dépassement est alors un moment gênant, car sur l’étroit trottoir, leurs espaces personnels se croisent pendant de longues secondes !
Et c’est encore plus gênant si c’est une belle fille.
Ça fait stalker, et tout.
Non mais vous me suivez, là !
Non !
Alors pourquoi vous êtes chez moi ?!
Aaaah, tiens.
Readers comments:
Bakami
pigeta
Salagir's answer:
Toujours cet awkward moment quand la police te plaque au sol pour te menotter...Yasik
Kaworu
J'ai pas vu la chute venir ! :D
barul
Pistic
Salagir's answer:
Ouais j'ai eu la flemme de coder 36 patchs pour cette page spéciale qui allait impacter des tonnes de trucs. J'ai jsute géré la lecture essentielle sur le site.Elerez
Anon789
Steph
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